Did you notice that my name, which is probably below this entry, is ... stuck together? Yeo ChiaMing.
Stupid blogger.com, not even a mention that the name you key in will be the name shown beneath your entries. Argh, well at least it's not a 'Posted by Asdf asdf', if you're a lazy dick, you'll know what I mean.
Why am I even posting? Because Ben told me to.
Today I brought my digital-cam to school college because somebody has to make a class profile. And naturally, being the class' most responsible student.. ahem, ahem.
So anyway, as I was saying, photos..photos.. there's this guy in my class, erm, he shall be known as AC for specific reasons. AC is an example of a guy that has certain characteristics that I dislike. He pretends to "No, no, don't take my picture!", then smiles at the camera.. while at the same moment, seeming to find looking away from the camera a very challenging act. Argh, I'm evil. But I <3 myself. Oops, too much influence from Ka Wing.
Oh crap, I'm only given another 10 more minutes to be online. I hate cockroaches. Why?
Back when I was little(damn cute), I used to wear my shoes on my front porch every morning and wait for the transport to arrive. Well, on one such morning... I wore my shoes as normal but this time... I could sense that something was wrong, terribly so. I felt something soft and flat at the bottom of my shoe and in a lightning bolt, a cockroach(damn big) was crawling up my leg! AHhh, a little boy screams. Skweetee, skeetee, a cockroach skweets.
In a single moment of shock, I felt it all. Fear, pain, despair, anger, numbness.
WAIT, sorry to disturb, but as I'm writing this, I just lost a game on Yahoo!Pool. I missed the easiest shot in the world!!!! Ok, now I feel better.
The cockroach seemed to be in such a foul mood. And that kinda pisses me off, I mean, hey, you're the one in my shoe! But hmm, look at it this way, if someone stepped on you while you're having a liquid dream in the confines of your bedroom, that might set me a little off. ARGH, don't sympathize the cockroach! I'm the one who needs a little comfort here...
So anyway, we stood in a momentary pause. He/She looked at me, and I looked back. He/She/It crawled(it had really long legs that lifted its disgusting torso off the floor). I took a step back. All of a sudden, I recalled someone(remind me to stab him in his face) saying something like humans really scare cockroaches. So I plucked myself up and decided to do a little jerking motion to make him run away. But that's when He/She/It struck. It rushed at me like a raging bull aiming for the matadorrialhrlaskhad( whatever his name is, you know, the guy who holds the red cloth and wears very gay clothing) I was so afraid. I ran backwards as fast as I could, and yes, tears... flowing down my cute little cheeks.
Help!!!! And everything went blank.
And and...too bad what happened next was a blur and now I can't seem to remember what really took place after the chasing scence. Haha.
So today, don't blame me if I seem to have a slight fear of those ugly little bugs. Look what they are capable of doing! aRGh!
Crap, better leave now. Side note: got a heavy scolding from mom for 'watching Astro too much'. Better wake up early tomorrow to lessen the tension, tee hee.
And If I remember my cockroach memories anytime soon, I'll put it here.
So goodbye, my reader(s)!
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